I have been informed by a trusted advisor that if I don’t start a yoga program, my rear end will fall off. To avoid this dire situation, I have decided to implement a solution. Beginning next Tuesday, a gentle stretching class will commence at 8:15 and will last approximately 45 minutes. This is in addition to the MWF Poolside yoga already in session. Those who are as medically infirm as I are welcomed. No laughing allowed.