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Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem. 

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe. 

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

Getting up at the crack of noon saves money on breakfasts. 

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