More Chuckles

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog….. we laughed a lot. 

Quarantine Week 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business. 

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet. 

I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear? 

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyard. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom. 

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.   

Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.

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1 Response to More Chuckles

  1. Heather says:

    It’s amazing what makes me belly laugh these days!, or to burst into tears, I flushed a cockroach yesterday and felt like a monster for not releasing it into the wild!! Kim reminded me that it would probably swim through the system & I’d have a 2nd chance tomorrow!
    Thank you & keep sharing!


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